Woman Near Death Experience

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she has a near death experience. During that experience, she sees God and asks if this is it.

God says "No" and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live. Upon recovery she decided to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. She figured since she's got another 30 or 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.

She walked out of the hospital after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and stated, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years.

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

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Submitted on: 6 January 1999 by The Salty Sailor
Joke ID: 1341

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