MARV'S WAY
(Sung to the tune of "My Way")
And now, the end is near
My perfect life - I had to spoil it.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
My sports career, is down the toilet.
I've lived a life that's full,
Of pretty things, worn in a sly way
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Berets, I've worn a few,
But then again, too few to mention.
And yes, some lingerie,
What I could get, in my dimensions.
I planned each outfit out,
Each frilly thing, to brighten my day,
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
And at the Ritz, what could I do?
I bit off more than I could chew!
But when I saw her lovely back
I went berserk, and did attack.
I faced it all, and I stood tall,
And did it my way.
I've worn, a bad toupee,
Done play-by-play, was really grating.
And now, my plea is made
I find it all humiliating.
To think, I did all that,
And was a perv, not in a shy way-
Oh no, oh no not me,
I did it my way.
For what is a man, what has he got,
Without pink leggings, then he has not,
To wear the things he truly loves,
Like leather Isotoner gloves,
The record shows -
My judgment blows-
I did it my way!
