This Old Man Is regular

Regularity is Good, But...

Three elderly retired men, sitting on a park bench, were talking about the best thing that could happen to them at their present stage of life.

The 80 year old said : "The best thing that could happen to me is to be able to have a good pee. I just stand there and it dribbles and hurts, and I have to go over and over again."

The 85 year old said: "The best thing could happen to me is if I could have a good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it is still a problem."

The 90 year old man said: "That's not my problem, every morning at 6 am sharp I have a good long pee and at 7 am sharp I have a great bowel movement. My only problem is that I don't wake up till 8 am."

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Submitted on: 19 October 1998 by The Salty Sailor
Joke ID: 856

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