Choking Woman

Two Texans were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady seated a few stools up began to choke on a piece of hamburger. She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress.

One said to the other, "That there gal is having a bad time!"

The other agreed and said, "Think we should go help?"

"You bet," said the first, and with that he ran over and said,

"Can you breathe?" She shook her head no. He said, "Can you speak?" She again shook her head no.

With that, he pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe.

With great relief, the Samaritan goes back to his friend and says, "Funny how that hind lick maneuver always works."

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Submitted on: 27 December 1998 by Ropa
Joke ID: 1290

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