A Blonde Goes Ice Fishing


A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. It just appealed to her-so she looked at the pictures in several books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary equipment together, she made for the nearest ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cappuccino from her thermos, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" She stopped, looked skyward, and said, " Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "NO-THIS IS THE ICE RINK MANAGER!"


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Submitted on: 16 February 1999 by Mary Beth
Joke ID: 1672


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