As he is locking him up he asks, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
Cowboy: "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her ... and I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did ...
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I did ...
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did ...
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of funny and says: "Now go to town cowboy ..."
So here I am.