Increasing life spans have changed the way Americans think. Health and Human Services Secretary,Mike Levitt met a 101 year-old man and 99 year old woman who were getting divorced after 77 years of marriage. " Why now ?" Levitt asked . "We thought we'd wait until the kids were dead" was the answer.

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Submitted on: 30 December 2005 by Bob Buschman
Joke ID: 2015

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